About BondGiannivu
Alice Braga:
Alice Braga Nude
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Information:
Name: Alice Braga
Born: 1983-04-15
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
I Am Legend (2007), Journey to the End of the Night (2006), Blindness (2008), Trampolim (1998), Crossing Over (2009)
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Lauren German:
Lauren German Naked
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Information:
Name: Lauren German
Born: 1978-11-29
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Mating Dance (2008), A Midsummer Night's Rave (2002), Catch .44 (2008), The Dark Country (2009), Surrender Dorothy (2006)
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Dominic Monaghan:
Dominic Monaghan
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Information:
Name: Dominic Monaghan
Born: 1976-12-08
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Punk'd (2003), AFI's 10 Top 10 (2008), Quest for the Ring (2001), I Love the '90s (2005), Making the Movie (2002)
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
above?
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
JaniHeanleahip
Q:
How many Taureans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans
don't like to change anything.
KylanFernhamCy
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's
full up!'
'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why,
what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,'
replied the man.
WarraneLawleywx
Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!"
cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
DeoradhainCagneywt
Q: Why do blonde's
get confused in the
ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
FillmoreEsequielGG
At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"
DirrnygBertholdLV
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head
RogerFilippoLE
Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
wondering where
he'd seen himself before?
JerricAinmireZM
Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick
up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing
machine will probably
never be able to support you.
RoshaunBinkRH
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!
StewFeldtunsN