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Psychological Dysfunction
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Scott finally got his
girlfriend into bed,
and things were going hot and heavy.
"Slow down, baby," she said.
"Foreplay is an art."
"You better get your canvas ready soon,"
he panted, "because I'm
about to spill
my paint!"
EadgarNiganrU
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
DenysTornxN
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.
GalchobharJimmyrz
What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
JazibJarrodHe
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !
GarnocPadriglt
The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you
plead?"
"Not guilty" said the second defendant.
"I wasn't talking to you"
the judge replied.
"I never said a word" the third defendant
replied.
CristoforoFreodhoricNO
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great for the children
in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues,
"is a
herring-aid."
CadwalladerStantonPk
How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him
which end to screw
in.
LairgnenEmanueledm
Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday
would be nice...
HollisJeraldUG
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
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